My only true (four legged) friend.
What is the name of my wayward, wasted-of-space son?
My star sign? Not that I believe that crap
Wasted three years to graduate in…
The king of sports, a man’s game of squash?
The greatest baseball team, without question
I said goodbye to bachelorhood, freedom and happiness, where?
My bitch of an ex wife’s name?
Problably the best Shakespeare comedy.